అప్పుడే విచ్చిన పువ్వు రేఖలను ముద్దాడుతున్న తుమ్మెదలను చూసి ముచ్చటించాన
ఆ శీతల గాలికి ఉగుతూ స్పర్శ సోకినా ఇరు సన్నజాజుల పులకింత చూసి ముచ్చటించాన
అలసి విశ్రమించిన అమ్మాయి కను రెప్ప ఫై నుంచి జారుతూ బుగ్గనతుకున్నచమట బింద్వును చూసి ముచ్చటించాన
ఉయల లో ఉగుతూ హాయిగా అ పాప ముసి నవ్వు చూసి ముచ్చటించాన
మమి చివృలను కోర్కుతూ కోయిల కుతలను చూసి ముచ్చటించాన
రవి కిరణాల తో వేకువను వెలిగించి నాకు దృశ్య కావ్యాన్ని కలిగించిన అ భాస్కర్నుకి నమస్కరిస్తున్న !!!
regards,
Madhu
Me
myself
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Prof.Andy (Anindya Chatterjee)
"I got some offers from abroad after completing my Post doc,i denied it stubbornly i see my brother working at Stanford and starving at some china town at late nights ,i got nice wife she makes me delicious fish curry ,I'm happy with what I got" Prof Andy's way taking life,which had great influence on me,I mark it now and further.
With broad shoulders,suntanned skin and raised six feet above sea level (:p) enough enthusiastic walked in to PG lecture hall and interrupted Prof ADG's interesting class on "Vibrations of Two DOF (Degrees of Freedom)Systems", here was my first encounter with him.That moment he caught entire hall attention, leaving studs(students) to bewilderment,later he precisely answered a funny question (I made and I don't think that was funny, I don't understand why he laughed also).After his brief introduction ,he said about his research areas (while saying them his gestures were really damn good) ,he says " I like motor cycles not only riding but also analyzing " laughs loudly.I started fascinating him from that moment with same amount of zeal i audited his class (Stability of Elastic Systems).
Here I express some of his punch lines or silly counters what ever may be which I had experienced through out of his class and some are from my close buddies who are now executing their thesis under his supervision.
First day of my audit class,I sat somewhere middle 3rd from last bench Prof Andy entered singing some old melodies.
He took the chalk jumped to board to scribble something (actually he don't know what was course structure)
but his attention drew towards chalk "moisture content saturated,already its brittle dumb piece i see a shitty maintenance here". expresses with indistinct voice.
After few classes,one day he was discussing about variational principles somewhere we got eigenvalue problem and he was giving some conclusions then one stud asked him if 1,1,1 are eigenvalues then can i take 2,2,2 like that can we take then Prof A " ha ha aha funny isn't it a teacher asked a KG kid name any amphibian, kid said a frog, teacher asked him name any other amphibian, kid said another frog hahahah see your question is such level", even I did face such bitter answers he asked me do you no Dirac delta function ?I said "yeah,I know " after some time he jumped to some other equation skipping most points , I din't understand then i asked how could u get unit step function in between ? he replied "you said u know Dirac delta function and u don't know integration of Dirac delta is unit step function"looking fiercely at me
Here are some which I heard from friends,
"late ur distinctly late " when stud entered quietly presuming that prof had dint see him.
A bunch of studs came to Prof A to do Proj .
Prof A: so what you want do?
Stud1:sir ,I'm interested in Vehicle Dynamics.
Prof rushed to his computer and googled Vehicle Dynamics.
Prof A: see 3 Lakh 60 Thousand people have something to say what you want to say??(weird ,but he is expecting student to come with basic funda )
Stud2:sir,I'm interested in mechanisms.
Prof A: well,I want a mechanics such that a cam follows spiral profile and retraces back can u do it.
Stud2:sir ,I'm attending mechanism and robotics class from that you can have a robotic arm it can move in all directions and we can make it to follow spiral path.
Prof A: if robot does that what you will do ??? (shocked and choked ,Andy seems to terrify studs but he wants abstractive funda from studs{let god saves that pathetic boy}).....
He may crack all rotten jokes (are they ?) he is person of high thinking and tries all time to extract best from students and rarely found gem and precious gift to IIT KGP Applied Mechanics .I take immense pleasure quoting something about him on eve of Teachers days ,salutes to him.
Guys this post is sort of sitcom you can enjoy if you are at situation,if you find this dull and pedestrian please ignore this.
Regards,
Madhu.
With broad shoulders,suntanned skin and raised six feet above sea level (:p) enough enthusiastic walked in to PG lecture hall and interrupted Prof ADG's interesting class on "Vibrations of Two DOF (Degrees of Freedom)Systems", here was my first encounter with him.That moment he caught entire hall attention, leaving studs(students) to bewilderment,later he precisely answered a funny question (I made and I don't think that was funny, I don't understand why he laughed also).After his brief introduction ,he said about his research areas (while saying them his gestures were really damn good) ,he says " I like motor cycles not only riding but also analyzing " laughs loudly.I started fascinating him from that moment with same amount of zeal i audited his class (Stability of Elastic Systems).
Here I express some of his punch lines or silly counters what ever may be which I had experienced through out of his class and some are from my close buddies who are now executing their thesis under his supervision.
First day of my audit class,I sat somewhere middle 3rd from last bench Prof Andy entered singing some old melodies.
He took the chalk jumped to board to scribble something (actually he don't know what was course structure)
but his attention drew towards chalk "moisture content saturated,already its brittle dumb piece i see a shitty maintenance here". expresses with indistinct voice.
After few classes,one day he was discussing about variational principles somewhere we got eigenvalue problem and he was giving some conclusions then one stud asked him if 1,1,1 are eigenvalues then can i take 2,2,2 like that can we take then Prof A " ha ha aha funny isn't it a teacher asked a KG kid name any amphibian, kid said a frog, teacher asked him name any other amphibian, kid said another frog hahahah see your question is such level", even I did face such bitter answers he asked me do you no Dirac delta function ?I said "yeah,I know " after some time he jumped to some other equation skipping most points , I din't understand then i asked how could u get unit step function in between ? he replied "you said u know Dirac delta function and u don't know integration of Dirac delta is unit step function"looking fiercely at me
Here are some which I heard from friends,
"late ur distinctly late " when stud entered quietly presuming that prof had dint see him.
A bunch of studs came to Prof A to do Proj .
Prof A: so what you want do?
Stud1:sir ,I'm interested in Vehicle Dynamics.
Prof rushed to his computer and googled Vehicle Dynamics.
Prof A: see 3 Lakh 60 Thousand people have something to say what you want to say??(weird ,but he is expecting student to come with basic funda )
Stud2:sir,I'm interested in mechanisms.
Prof A: well,I want a mechanics such that a cam follows spiral profile and retraces back can u do it.
Stud2:sir ,I'm attending mechanism and robotics class from that you can have a robotic arm it can move in all directions and we can make it to follow spiral path.
Prof A: if robot does that what you will do ??? (shocked and choked ,Andy seems to terrify studs but he wants abstractive funda from studs{let god saves that pathetic boy}).....
He may crack all rotten jokes (are they ?) he is person of high thinking and tries all time to extract best from students and rarely found gem and precious gift to IIT KGP Applied Mechanics .I take immense pleasure quoting something about him on eve of Teachers days ,salutes to him.
Guys this post is sort of sitcom you can enjoy if you are at situation,if you find this dull and pedestrian please ignore this.
Regards,
Madhu.
Monday, August 30, 2010
Purpose
I like Hearing but not Listening,
I like Talking but not Speaking,
I like Seeing but not Observing,
I like Dreaming but not Living,
I like Replacing 'but not' with love...
Like the way you are now, but learn to achieve what you desire to be any how.....
"A dead leaf falling has got no meaning but a rain drop has got and does for a purpose..."
I like Talking but not Speaking,
I like Seeing but not Observing,
I like Dreaming but not Living,
I like Replacing 'but not' with love...
Like the way you are now, but learn to achieve what you desire to be any how.....
"A dead leaf falling has got no meaning but a rain drop has got and does for a purpose..."
Monday, August 23, 2010
Memoirs
when days pass by,
I unfold each page,
bringing memories sad,joy and fun
I myself in my world rejoicing,
learns moment to moment
life has its own twists
some are surprising and some are suppressing..
I unfold each page,
bringing memories sad,joy and fun
I myself in my world rejoicing,
learns moment to moment
life has its own twists
some are surprising and some are suppressing..
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